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Tujy Tery paida krny Waly ki Qasam

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Agr Islam mein 1 qatal jaiz hota to ap kis ka krty?

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Tujy Tery paida krny Waly ki Qasam

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oO Ghareebo…… Bus me latak k aane walo

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Shaitaano ka School Attendasnce Yajoj Majoj Yes Sir

Funny SMS Shaitaano ka School Attendasnce Yajoj Majoj Yes Sir Zakoota Yes Sir Firon Yes Sir Eblees Hazir Janab Zardari Sir g Odi application ayi hy, odi Saas mar gai hy… The post Shaitaano ka School...

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Ghurbat Mitane ka Asaan se Ghurbat Likh k Rubber se meta do..

Zardari sms Ghurbat Mitane ka Asaan se Ghurbat Likh k Rubber se meta do.. (Zardari ki Kitab Firon ki Wapsi Chapter Roti Kapra aur Makan…Page 420)   The post Ghurbat Mitane ka Asaan se Ghurbat Likh k...

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Misr k ajaib ghar me jahan firoon ki lash rakhi hai us ajaib ghr me

Funny sms BAD NEWS Misr k ajaib ghar me jahan firoon ki lash rakhi hai us ajaib ghr me .2010 se aik ajibsi awaz arahi hai phele to kisi ne b us awaz par tawaju na di lekin ab .2011Me wo awaz or b...

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1 Admi Rikshay wale se: Khan Sahab saddar jaega

Funny sms 1 Admi Rikshay wale se: Khan Sahab saddar jaega.? Khan: Hamara khayal hy nahi jaega. Admi: Aray bhai saddar jaega? Khan: Shayad 2013 tak jaega. Admi: Abey me bol raha hu Regal Chowk, Saddar...

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Bus Tumhari hi Kami hy…. Jaldi Ajao! From Nusrat Bhutto

Funny sms Damaaad Ji . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bus Tumhari hi Kami hy…. Jaldi Ajao! From Nusrat Bhutto Incoming search terms:jald ajao poetryThe post Bus Tumhari hi Kami hy…. Jaldi Ajao! From...

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Zardari Hajj Karne gaya

Funny sms Zardari Hajj Karne gaya jab wo shetaan ko pathar marny laga to awaz aye . . . . . ABBU aap sy ye umeed nahe thi… The post Zardari Hajj Karne gaya appeared first on Funny Jokes in Hindi |...

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Joke of the year zaradari said

Zardari sms Joke of the year . . . . . . zardari said . . . . . ” Qaum ki duaon say thek hn” The post Joke of the year zaradari said appeared first on Funny Jokes in Hindi | Poetry sms in Urdu.

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Sadar-e-Pakistan bemaar hogaye hain

Zardari sms Sadar-e-Pakistan bemaar hogaye hain…!!! ab hum un k liye dua kren ya Pakistan k liye !!! Ay Allah tu hamare dilon ka haal janta hai…. Tou bss AMEEN ;):P The post Sadar-e-Pakistan bemaar...

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Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi?

Teacher Student sms Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi? Student: khak choice thi Question tha write an essay on any 1 a)Zardari b)Street Dog The post Teacher: Tum...

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Yateem ho gia hon may, BV Mr gai hay,

Zardari sms Yateem ho gia hon may , BV Mr gai hay, 2 betyoon ki shadi kerni Hy Allah kay lia Maali imdaad kar do, . . . . . . Zardari press conference karty huey ro para. The post Yateem ho gia hon...

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Teri meri Meri teri

Zardari sms Teri meri Meri teri . . . Light aani hai mushkil… 2 ghantoun main bi ye na aa paye… Sara din beet jae sari rat jagae aur light ka khayal lamha lamha tarpae ye tarap keh rahi hay mar jae...

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2013 me Easyload ka message: Dear customer

Public sms 2013 me Easyload ka message: Dear customer, You have recharged Rs.100. The deduction of RGST 25% Zardari tax 20% Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10% Gillani Tax 10% GST 17% Tax per tax 5% Bilawal...

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1 Admi ne gali se murgi pakri, ghar aaya to dekha

Joke sms 1 Admi ne gali se murgi pakri, ghar aaya to dekha Na Gas Na Aata Na Bijli Na Oil Admi wapas murgi ko gali mein chorr aaya murgi bhagti hui hansti hui zor zor se chillaai JIYE Bhutto JIYE...

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Quaid_e_Azam Baani_e_Millat Fatima Jinah Mader_e_Millat

Zardari sms Quaid_e_Azam Baani_e_Millat Fatima Jinah Mader_e_Millat Liaquat Ali Khan Shaheed_e_Millat Or Zardari Petrol Ki Qillat Gas ki Qillat Bijli ki Qillat Cheeni ki Qillat Paani ki Qillat Zillat...

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یا رب میرےسوۓ ہوۓ سب دوست جگا دے

Zardari sms یا رب میرےسوۓ ہوۓ سب دوست جگا دے بستر ہے ان کا نرم تو پتھر کا بنا دے کچھ مچھروں کی ڈیوٹی ان پر لگا دے جس کے سکوں سے وہ مدہوش پڑے ہیں اس کمرے کے تو پنکھے اور اے سی اڑا دے اور پھر نہ اٹھیں تو...

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Höo HÄ HÄ HÄ May Höon ZARDARI

Zardari sms .  ((((  .   )))) ((( @) (@ ))) (((( <._.> )))) (((( ,—, ))))) Höo HÄ HÄ HÄ ::May Höon ZARDARI:: Amarica ka pujari. Pakistan main la ilaj bimari. Dunya ka sab se bara bhikari. Pehle...

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A man dies. In sky he sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

Zardari sms A man dies. In sky he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel, “What r these for?” Angel answers, “These r Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock...

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22 din k bad multan ki mashoor o maroof hasti janab

Jokes sms BREAKING NEWS: 21 din k bad multan ki mashoor o maroof hasti janab. “Malik ABCDEF” Hr sal ki tarah is sal b Eid apne shehar “multan” main hi adaa karenge Namaz k bad Khas-o-aam Logon se Eid b...

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The “A” grade students m0stly get d technical seats

Zardari sms The “A” grade students m0stly get d technical seats & bc0me d0ctors and Engineers. The “B” grade students d0 MBA and bc0me Administrat0rs & c0ntroL the “A” grade students. The “C”...

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Ajeeb Khawab Dekha Hai Mufti Munib Keh Rahe Thay K Is Saal Eid Nahi Ho Gi

Funny Eid sms Ajeeb Khawab Dekha Hai Mufti Munib Keh Rahe Thay K Is Saal Eid Nahi Ho Gi Q K Zardari Ne Chand Baich Diya Hai…: YAHAN sub kuch bikta hai Incoming search terms:funny eid mubarak smsThe...

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Balawal Bhutto aik pathan k ghar mehman gaya

Zardari sms Balawal Bhutto aik pathan k ghar mehman gaya Pathan ki Bv: tum hamaisha mehmano sy ulti sedhi batain krty ho, aaj balawal ki izat krna Pathan balawal sy: kia haal hain, tum theek ho?...

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Nice Comments on “LOVE”

Zardari sms Nice Comments on “LOVE”. Mohabat Aankh Sy Nahi Dil Sy Dekhti Hy (Shakspeare) Jo Baar Baar Mohabat Karty Hein Wo Mohabat Karna Nahi Janty (Ghalib) Mohabat Wo Kheil Hy Jis Mein Aqal Haar...

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3 Bachon Ne Zardari Ko gutter may dobte hoe Bachaya

Zardari sms 3 Bachon Ne Zardari Ko gutter may dobte hoe  Bachaya Zardari Ne Kaha Tumhain Kya Inam Chaiya? 1 Bacha: Mujhay Bike. 2nd: Mujhe Car. 3rd: Mujhay wheel Chair. Zardari Heran Ho Kar: wheel...

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Kafi der gift Dekne k bad ZARDARI ne 1 gift ki taraf ishara kr k pocha

Zardari sms Zardari in shop Kafi der gift Dekne k bad ZARDARI ne 1 gift ki taraf ishara kr k pocha Ye hansta hwa Kuta ktne ka hy Shopkeeper: sir ye AINA hy Incoming search terms:zardari jokes in...

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3 Bande Hajj Nahi Kar Sakte

Zardari sms 3 Bande Hajj Nahi Kar Sakte 1: Asif Zardari Kyun-K Koi Shakhs Apne Aap Ko Pathar Nahi Maar Sakta 2: Altaf Hussain Kyun-K Hajj Telephone Pe Nahi Ho Sakta 3: Nawaz Sharif Kyun-K Koi Shakhs 1...

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Altaf aur Zardari sath tehel rahy thay k achanak unko 1 Chiragh mila. Dono...

Funny Zardari sms Altaf aur Zardari sath tehel rahy thay k achanak unko 1 Chiragh mila. Dono lar pary Jin nikal k bola: Asif tumne uthaya pr Altaf ne pehly dekha tha. Is liye jo 3 Wish tum maango ge,...

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